October 2011
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Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
He: Did it hurt? She: Did what hurt? He: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because your face is really fucked up.
Oct 6th
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Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he was hit by a bus.
Oct 5th
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How do you confuse a blonde?
How do you confuse a blond?  Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
Oct 5th
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