He: Did it hurt?
She: Did what hurt?
He: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Because your face is really fucked up.
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
Because he was hit by a bus.
How do you confuse a blond?
Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.
Yo Mama’s so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease.
Roses are red
Violets are blue
I’ve got Alzheimer’s
Cheese on toast.
What’s red and bad for your teeth?
A brick.
**BONUS COMIC!**
Why was six afraid of seven?
It wasn’t. Numbers are not sentient and thus incapable of feeling fear.
An owl and a squirrel are sitting in a tree, watching a farmer go by. The owl turns to the squirrel and says nothing, because owls can’t talk.
The owl then eats the squirrel because it’s a bird of prey.
Inaugural post for Fuck Yeah Anti-Joke Comics!
A black hole walks into a bar.
Everyone dies.
